my bf sent me this link because she thought my vodka induced note was so hilarious that these compared. i must say, i'm glad i do not have text messaging on phone.
Texts From Last Night
6.15.2010
come on GEORGIA, can't you do better??
Keil Cronauer, Chris Stanzel ARRESTED: Marines Accused of Beating Gay Man Over Alleged Wink
ok, so next time my dad is watching a baseball game and i happen to be walking through the living room with an arm load of laundry and turn to glance at the tv to see Chipper Jones rounding the bases to home i hope to GOD i see him slug Brian McCann in the jaw for grabbing his ass at home plate. seriously. and Jones being put on probation from the majors for accusing McCann in alleged sexual assault. THIS, would never happen...because it's OK IN TESTOSTERONE DRIVEN MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR SPORTS!!!
but i'll bet my big toe that if the gay man wasn't gay the disciplinary action for the marines would have been a little more severe than just restrictions to the base.
further more, it's a sad world we live in where there has to be a law SPECIFICALLY outlining hate crimes PARTICULARLY against lgbt peoples, AND that there are 5 states that still don't enforce it??!!
hate is hate. a crime is a crime. a human is a human.
keep the pot smokers safe because after all, who are they hurting? and keep the cells vacant for the real doers of harm.
ok, so next time my dad is watching a baseball game and i happen to be walking through the living room with an arm load of laundry and turn to glance at the tv to see Chipper Jones rounding the bases to home i hope to GOD i see him slug Brian McCann in the jaw for grabbing his ass at home plate. seriously. and Jones being put on probation from the majors for accusing McCann in alleged sexual assault. THIS, would never happen...because it's OK IN TESTOSTERONE DRIVEN MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR SPORTS!!!
but i'll bet my big toe that if the gay man wasn't gay the disciplinary action for the marines would have been a little more severe than just restrictions to the base.
further more, it's a sad world we live in where there has to be a law SPECIFICALLY outlining hate crimes PARTICULARLY against lgbt peoples, AND that there are 5 states that still don't enforce it??!!
hate is hate. a crime is a crime. a human is a human.
keep the pot smokers safe because after all, who are they hurting? and keep the cells vacant for the real doers of harm.
6.14.2010
stream of consciousness...maybe?
last night was a night of one-two many Summertimes...a cool and refreshing blend of pink grapefruit juice, vodka, and St. Germaine (a soft liquor of elderflower essence), shaken more so than usual to give it a frothy foam at the rim. apparently vodka opens another secret part of my brain that i've only visited a few times before. this is what i found there. it is important to note that i do not recall writing this, therefore i can not take sole responsibility for it's absur'dada'ity.
THATS IS what i miss
getting unvolingtary drunk and looking in the cubbard for a snacky and discovering that is IS NOT cal in pizza dilivert. not even a single morsel of stale trisket cracker and scraping of p.b to be had
i cook EVERYTHING from scrth why would ther bge frozen popixxas22!!!!!
i'm just waiting for dawn fo i can ca;; acl back all those missingmm missing calls
dh lawrence woud b e happty
is ephi-phonic a word ??? what i really meant was " @@@ "
you don't know whtat youve hgot yourself into you dripping wet
merciful
where are you !! where is question mar ??
THATS IS what i miss
getting unvolingtary drunk and looking in the cubbard for a snacky and discovering that is IS NOT cal in pizza dilivert. not even a single morsel of stale trisket cracker and scraping of p.b to be had
i cook EVERYTHING from scrth why would ther bge frozen popixxas22!!!!!
i'm just waiting for dawn fo i can ca;; acl back all those missingmm missing calls
dh lawrence woud b e happty
is ephi-phonic a word ??? what i really meant was " @@@ "
you don't know whtat youve hgot yourself into you dripping wet
merciful
where are you !! where is question mar ??
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